The Ryan Horror Picture Show

We're prepping for a derby-Halloween party. April can't decide what she's going to wear. At a different party last night she went as a Stepford wife. Today she's freaking about either going as a zombie Stepford wife, Enid, or zombie Amelia Earhart. I'm going as Zombie Elvis, M.D. I think I can run this for a few years: Samurai Elvis: Attorney at Law, Father Elvis: D.D.S, Senior Vice President of Organic Meats: Lt. Commander Elvis.

This is probably the most comfortable costume I've ever worn. Scrubs are magnificent. I also bought a lab coat and made a fake hospital ID badge, which I laminated at Kinkos. Good times.

At least I get an hour of sleep back tonight.