Closed Captioning for the Cognition Impaired provided by....

At the bar tonight while grabbing some dinner, the wife and I were watching footage from yesterday's Minnesota bridge collapse on CNN. She was just about to lose it and start crying, when the closed-captioning flashed the nugget "Rememberism of Jerpz" in the middle of the sentence. It took us both so out of it contextually that we were unable to recover for a good 30-45 seconds before finally being able to re-understand the words on the screen.