I should preface this by saying I'm not a Republican....

On arriving at the restaurant where we were eating dinner tonight we drove around a very full parking lot looking for a space. Some asshat decided to take up a space and half. Plastered across his bumper was an enormous sticker proclaiming "Proud to be a Democrat!" to which I responded "Proud to be an ass, more like it."

April was quite upset by this sticker. She is a Democrat.