Wii Fit: My sad, obese lifestyle is ending?

We went to GameStop yesterday, right before wasting money on Indiana Jones. I asked the manager if they had any Wii Fits in stock. "Technically, no" he replied "but we've given people six days to pick these things up" before grabbing one from the back room. If anyone asked, I was to tell them I pre-ordered it, because they had apparently told "about 400 people" that they didn't have any non-reserved copies.

If any of this is true, I care not. He sold me one, and that's all that matters.

Hooked it up last night, and I spent about a half hour playing it. I was sore today. Not Wii-Sports boxing sore, but I am morbidly obese, and this "exercise" thing is new to me. Yesterday's WiiFit age: 39. Today's: 31. So there's some progress.

I have bad balance, but I can actually see this helping me with that. It's got a bunch of sensors, and it's fun. So fun you don't really realize you're exercising. That is, until 30 minutes later when you realize that your fat, swollen body is covered in sweat. Like you've just finished eating or masturbating or something.

Apparently I've already lost 3.3 pounds, although the measurements were taken at different times of day, and the Wii Fit tells me that I'm probably fatter than the scale indicates because 4:30 isn't the same as 12:00 and I should eat some broccoli so that people will like me again.

Anyway, here's to a (hopefully) thinner, less morbidly obese me.