You think I got kicked out because of just the aquarium?

Here's a fun little game that April and I like to play: Pretend Tom Cruise is Jason Schwartzman.

Try it.

They're both four and half feet tall, have large toucan-like noses, one eyebrow apiece, and deliver lines in a very similar manner. It's hysterical.

I defy you to watch Top Gun while pretending Tom Cruise is Jason Schwartzman without laughing every thirty seconds.