I can't read.

Read a headline on Yahoo! this morning that said "Pope prays for needy children at Christmas." I read it as "Pope prays for nerdy children at Christmas." Which he should.

Onboard I'm a captain...so climb onboard.

I was completely humbled and humiliated by the sea on Saturday. While trying to kayak on the ocean in 60 degree water I got thrown off the boat (ocean kayak...you can fall off.) I used a bunch of energy getting back on the boat, only to be thrown off almost immediately thereafter. I got back on, thrown back off. It was all I could do at this point to just hang on to the boat. Of course, I got thrown off again. I got to the point where I wasn't sure I could make it back to the shore, and had a little help doing so. Once I made it back, I promptly threw up on the beach, completely exhausted. The seagulls ate my puke.

Vacation. Sort of.

So I'm officially on vacation for the rest of year. That said, I'll probably head into the office at some point Mon-Wed to take care of some things that need to be taken care of. Which kind of pisses me off.

And now, your moment of Geek Zen.